octomom

1. (Octomom) (393↑, 15↓)

A single, unemployed, welfare recipient mother of six children who goes on to have even more fertility treatments on the government's dime and gives birth to octuplets, without any real concrete or solid plans for how she is going to be able to support herself and 14 children. See: Nadya Suleman.

While most large births of septuplets or more receive positive press, including praise and free gifts, the American taxpayers are more concerned about how they're going pay for all of Octomom's 14 children, seeing as how she apparently isn't capable of paying for them herself.

Author: Cashman73 http://octomom.urbanup.com/3706912

2. (Octomom) (204↑, 9↓)

Despite having six children, Nadya Suleman gave birth to Octuplets. All 14 of her children were conceived with the help of IVF. Suleman is a single mom who is unemployed, on welfare, and lives with her parents. How she paid for the IVF cycles and plastic surgery is a mystery to us all. There is a possibility that she used taxpayer's money.

Many animals on the lower end of the food chain reproduce in massive amounts, like Octomom, in hopes that a precious few will survive to into adulthood.

Author: Lena Scarlette Katrina http://octomom.urbanup.com/3710038

3. (Octomom) (198↑, 20↓)

The selfish California woman who decided that being unable to properly raise and care for 6 kids wasn't enough, so she had 8 more, rationalizing all taxpayer assistance by referring to it as "temporary" (which, obviously, means it doesn't qualify as assistance).

The State of California must lay off an additional 50 workers to pay for the new Octomom Assistance Bill.

Author: Andyistakensoi'lljustkeeptypin http://octomom.urbanup.com/3729963

4. (Octomom) (134↑, 23↓)

A mother with 8 tentacles emerging from her vagina. Number one do-it-yourself artificial family builder. A woman who pops out several hundred babies. A jank version of Angelina Jolie A man's worst nightmare when a lawyer comes seeking child support. Made pregnant via turkey baster status. Will kill you with her uterus. Octobitch\! The real baby mama. An everlasting single woman.

dat bitch is uh Octomom\! yee tell'um Maury\!

Author: terra R http://octomom.urbanup.com/3729948

5. (octomom) (99↑, 16↓)

From one scumbag, 14. Where my tax dollars are going. She's a joker, she's a smoker, she's a midnight toker- and she bought it with your money.

Nadia Suleyman is the original octomom.

Author: RighteousFight http://octomom.urbanup.com/3757738

6. (Octomom) (52↑, 9↓)

A woman with 8 children who is a huge sob story and is asking for money and is complete bs. No one likes her even though the media flips out and wants you to love her so much and help her raise her 8 children that she had when she should have thought about beforehand.

[bullshit] [Octomom]

Author: Driskoll http://octomom.urbanup.com/4203319

7. (Octomom) (47↑, 27↓)

What happened when the now unemployed former James Bond girl Octopussy got pregnant.

Octopussy got pregnant and became Octomom.

Author: neologlunatic http://octomom.urbanup.com/4107952

8. (Octomom) (40↑, 30↓)

Nadya Suleman. An unmarried woman who decided to artificially produce 8 babies with assisted reproductive technology. The phenomenon of her surviving octuplets gave rise to her name, the "octomom".

It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's an octomom\!

Author: ohhappydays http://octomom.urbanup.com/3721980

9. (octomom) (17↑, 8↓)

A being too grotesque for science fiction, whose only objective is to receive [collagen] shots and reproduce at all costs.

Octomom is a candidate for the worst person alive.

Author: bigtones05 http://octomom.urbanup.com/4367845

10. (Octomom) (46↑, 57↓)

A Woman that is affected by a mental illness , but no one seems to take that into account when they critisize and ridicule her. The octo grandma suggested that her daughter was affected by obssesive conpulsive dissorder, which should be obvious by now. This lady needs help , and just how you dont make fun of the retarded kids at school or the lady with no legs selling fruit on the corner, you dont make fun of the octomom.

outraged taxpayer: this stupid bitch octomom will have spent a total of 2 million of my tax dollars on her litter of kids by the end of this month, i demand justice, i say we eat her children and burn her alive. my mom: honey, you're not supposed to pick on retards.

Author: keyboardsponge http://octomom.urbanup.com/3752974

11. (Octomom) (13↑, 25↓)

A chick that has 8 kids at one time via artificial insemination.

Friend 1: Oh look\! that chick is knocked up\! Friend 2: Sweet\! She puts out\! Friend 1: Maybe...unless she's octomomin

Author: JFoo http://octomom.urbanup.com/3706940

12. (Octomom) (8↑, 33↓)

A woman with 8 arms and legs capable of handling more and more kid stuff.

Geez\! You'd think I was some Octomom or something with the kids' lives these days\!

Author: Injeanuity http://octomom.urbanup.com/3692668

13. (Octomom) (7↑, 42↓)

Any mom who does eight (or more) things at once. So, simply, ANY mom.

An example of a conversation with an octomom: While I'm talking on the phone with you, I'm going do these dishes up, wipe Bridget's nose and get that Hot Wheel car door out from under the fridge. Oh, and let me pull that online class while I text my husband at work to see if he can get home a little early so I can go get groceries before yoga so Avery doesn't flip out in the morning because there's no Puffins. You asked me to remind you that tomorrow's your turn for snack at ECFE. I'm bringing coffee.

Author: cleverkate http://octomom.urbanup.com/3831499

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Last updated: 2012.03.01